- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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