- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Justin Bieber.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Nickleback.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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