- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Women's Rights.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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