A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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I <3 Hitler

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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