- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Your social life.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

I dont have a girlfriend

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

poop

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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