- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

suck my balls mr.garison

lipstick pig

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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