- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A chicken walks into a barn.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

BIG PENIS

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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