Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Your text.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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The queen having a shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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