What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

My love life

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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