Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Horse with a chair on his head.

Me

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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