- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A dyslexic blind man

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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