"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A dyslexic blind man

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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