- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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