What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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