how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Katy Perry

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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