- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

to get to the other side.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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