why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

25.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Title IX

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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