- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

roses are red, violets are violet.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Chuck Norris Dies.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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