Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Basically

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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did you stub your toe?

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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