What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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That is so fetch

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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