- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Get on your knees Ho

2 Penises

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Women's rights

I was so fat I went on a diet

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Ron Paul for President!

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