Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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This is a joke.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Who is John Galt?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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I have a gay camel

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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