What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Anti Joke

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