A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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