Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Nickleback.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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The WPGA tour

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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