how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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