- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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