Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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