What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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