- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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