Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Good afternoon.

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How would you rule?

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Your mom is so nice.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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