Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

YEAH THEY DO!

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

think twice or at least think

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

No thank you, I don't like violence

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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