- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Women's rights

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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