- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Sex education in Texas.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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