2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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