Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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