- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Your future.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

i found waldo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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