What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

The Morman Religion.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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