- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman wears a dress.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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