- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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