how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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* anti-punchline

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Women's Rights

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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