A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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snooki

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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My dad

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Women's rights...

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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