- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

The WNBA.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

honest politician

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Women's rights.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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