Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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who is awesome? no one...

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What? Yes.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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