Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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