A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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The Morman Religion.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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