- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Wright flyer

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Don't believe in Atheists.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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