- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Granny porn!

Please? No.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Where's the dick??? east

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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