- Anti Joke

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Obama lin Baden.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

kesha is a virgin.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Obama lin Baden.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

kesha is a virgin.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **