- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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