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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

I <3 Hitler

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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