why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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do you have a wife?

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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