4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Moral

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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