- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Female rights.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Cleveland winning something

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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