- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Penis.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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