- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

women's rights, lol

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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