Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

roak

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

dassa

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Your mom is not fat!

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...