- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

One time i was sitting down

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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