- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Girls Lacrosse.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

snowglobe

http://www.dafk.net/what/

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

YES! EXACTLY!

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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