- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

whos district champs not JM

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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