- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

I shot a bitch.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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