What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

what is a chicken answer: chicken

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Soccer...

Sammi suck kyles chode

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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