- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

... Chan chan

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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