- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

there once was a black man who played basketball

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What's big and long? My dick.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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