You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

A kid has no friends.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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