Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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