- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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