Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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CHORGLUND

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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