- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

a man is running away

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Joesph Triphook.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

womens rights.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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