Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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The Game.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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