What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

FUS RO DAH!!!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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