- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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