- Anti Joke

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Chris Bosh's neck