- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

THe Election

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Chuck norris

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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