- Anti Joke

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Logan's gay

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender