Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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