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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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