- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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