A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Jellybeans

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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