Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Your mom.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Anti Joke

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