There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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i like men but im not gay

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Knock knock Go away

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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dead dibbs

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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