guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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