How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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ecks! why zee?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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