- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Dusters blow stuff.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

ask me if im a door yes

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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