- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Yo mama is so fat she died

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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