Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

THE GAME

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

WILLY

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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