- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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