- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

The Moon Landing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Knock Knock Come in! :)

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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