- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Who wants water? I do.

this is not a drill.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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