- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How come anti jokes r funny

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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