What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What's old and wrinkly? old people

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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