- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

womens rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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