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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

The WNBA.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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