Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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I am very humble.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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i killed my family

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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