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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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