- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

what do you call a black chef glendon

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Politics

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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