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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

knock knock no ones home

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

That is so fetch

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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