Knock Knock Who's there? ........

a skinny sumo wrestler

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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