How do you spell eight? 8

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

A midget walked under a bar.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Chris Bosh's neck

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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