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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

I have an erection My mom!

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Irish sobriety

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Woman's Rights

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Obamacare

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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