- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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