- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Women's Rights

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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