- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Dusters blow stuff.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

ask me if im a door yes

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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