A women in the kitchen.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

PIED NINNY!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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