- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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