poop nuff said

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Gay's

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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well now

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Hello

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Buzi vagy!

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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