- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What's round and orangey? An orange.

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