- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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hard cheese

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

womens rights

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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