Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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