- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

speech and debate.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

No, Trinidad.

What? Why?

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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