what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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get in the car.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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