Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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School

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TIMMY

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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