- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

here's a joke... the american education society

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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